| 10th place: |
Anybody who's studied a foreign language for a few years can become a translator
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| 9th place: |
A good translator DOES NOT need a dictionary |
| 8th place: |
There's no difference between translating and interpreting |
| 7th place: |
A translator who has to work at night and on weekends to meet delivery deadlines MUST NOT ask for a surcharge for this service |
| 6th place: |
A translator DOES NOT need to understand what he's translating |
| 5th place: |
A good translator DOES NOT need to have his translated text checked or revised |
| 4th place: |
Becoming a translator is a quick, easy way to get rich |
| 3rd place: |
Translating is typing something in another language |
| 2nd place: |
An automatic translator costs less and works simply on two batteries |
| 1st place: |
THE WORST OF ALL: The advertising text that 20 creative copywriters worked on for 2 months can be translated in the same style and with the same message by only a single translator in a few hours. |
